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Golden Footies Guaranteed Good Times

Alright listen up folks you're staring at a portal to pure awesome This ain't just a thing it's an experience a vibe a statement piece that'll make your friends green with envy You'll be turning heads faster than a NASCAR pit crew This item is handcrafted with love and a dash of rebellious spirit It’s the missing puzzle piece to your already incredible life So what are you waiting for Snatch it up before it vanishes into the ether Consider this your official invitation to upgrade your existence You deserve this Treat yourself You won't regret it Trust me I'm an expert in happiness.

$6.00      $12.00

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